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Underbelly's back: what's your verdict? , Midway through Monday night's Underbelly series return, a friend of mine texted me to say: "Loving the show, but did we really need to be exposed to Matthew Newton's bare bum?" Which perfectly sums up my reaction, too.

For those who missed the cheeky scene (click here to watch the first episode in full), here's what happened: while he wasn't importing nasty drugs into Australia, Newton's character Terry Clark revealed a fondness for painting in the nude. One such scene of Newton's unclad buttocks lasted an uncomfortably long 10 seconds (it felt like 10 hours — I wonder what Matthew's parents, Bert and Patti Newton, made of it?). Awkward!

“The fact that it's all based on true events makes the storylines all the more grim and gripping”

And, of course, there were loads of other pink bits wobbling about: boobs and bums appeared onscreen with clockwork regularity, hinting that season two will more than match the flesh-baring standard set by the notoriously raunchy first season.


Andrew McFarlane as Donald Mackay

But it's not just the gratuitous nudity that's returned: the dangerous, compelling drama is also back. My heart was pounding in the scenes where Clark and his partner-in-crime, "Aussie" Bob Trimbole (Roy Billing), arranged the grisly execution of Don Mackay (Andrew McFarlane), a Griffith politician threatening to shut down their drug trade.

The fact that it's all based on true events makes the storylines all the more grim and gripping.

Other highlights:

  • The 1970s touches. the groovy costumes and hairstyles felt spot-on without looking silly. And how neat was the old-school cash that the corrupt cops were throwing around?
  • Roy Billing as Bob Trimbole. Billing is a little typecast as a kindly, doddering old fool... who knew he'd be so good as playing a sociopathic, charming drug kingpin?

  • Dustin Clare as self-described "psycho" Chris Flannery, and Nathan Page as "Chuck" Bennett

  • And while the cast is uniformly good, I have to also single out Dustin Clare and Nathan Page for their respective work playing underworld figures Chris "Mr Rent-a-kill" Flannery and Ray "Chuck" Bennett. Their scenes together were electric.
  • But it wasn't 100 percent perfect. A couple of lowlights:

  • Matthew Newton's Kiwi accent is terrible. I wouldn't have known his character was supposed to be from New Zealand if the narrator (Caroline Craig, reprising her season one role) hadn't helpfully pointed it out. He sounds South African!

  • Finger-lickin' good?

  • Peter O'Brien is meant to be playing colourful racing identity George Freeman... but he looks like he's doing an impression of KFC's Colonel. I giggle every time he's onscreen!
  • But these are just minor quibbles. Overall it was a strong return for a series that will undoubtedly be one of the biggest Australian-made dramas of 2009.

    What did you think of Underbelly? Gripping? Scary? A letdown? Too much nudity? Not enough? Tell us your highlights and lowlights in the comments!

    Take a sneak peek at next week's episode at the official Underbelly site.

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    Picture gallery: TV's greatest catch phrases , When you love a TV show, it's easy to find yourself quoting the lines uttered by your favourite characters. When everyone loves a TV show, it's all too easy for those lines to take on a life of their own.

    Admit it: you dropped a few noice, different, un-ew-sew-als when Kath & Kim was at its height, you've probably employed a not that there's anything wrong with that or two to disentangle yourself from an awkward situation, and if you're a Friends fan you've certainly uttered how you doin' on occasion.

    We've rounded up TV's most quoted lines, revealing the stories behind them and offering a handy guide on how you can apply them to your everyday life. Soon you'll be inserting but I'm a lady and you're fired into conversations like a pro!


    Did we miss any? If your favourite catch phrase isn't on our list, let us know in the comments - what TV phrase do you find yourself saying all the time?

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    Return to Happy Days: the Fonz is back! , Some stars are going to great lengths to make sure that Americans vote for Barack Obama when they go to the polls next week.

    Ron Howard and Henry Winkler have teamed up in support of the presidential candidate, swallowing their pride to resurrect their characters from 1970s sitcom Happy Days in a hilarious pro-Obama clip posted on FunnyorDie.com. Who'd've thought that we'd ever seen the Fonz and Richie Cunningham together again? Eeeeey:

    Weird!

    The old bloke in the black-and-white segment is TV legend Andy Griffiths, who starred alongside a prepubscent Howard in the classic 1960s series The Andy Griffiths Show — even he's getting in on the Obama love!

    It almost makes you wish that Happy Days would return to the airwaves... what other sitcom classics would you love to see resurrected?

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    McDonald's first ad: the creepiest commercial ever , That's Ronald McDonald as we know him today. With his solid mass of red hair, outrageous duds and unceasing smile, some might say he's a little creepy... but he's nowhere near as scary the the Ronald who appeared in the very first McDonald's commercial in 1963. Check it out:

    Whoa. The original Ronald is so creepy he makes modern-day Ronald look completely normal in comparison - if kids saw him anywhere near their local Maccas, no way would they want to eat a hamburger ever again!

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    US Kath & Kim verdict: it's not great, but it's not terrible ,

    Let's get one thing straight: the US adaptation of Kath & Kim is not as good as the home-grown version... not even close.

    But the new sitcom isn't nearly as bad as some American critics declared. Sure, it can't match the foxy standard set by Jane Turner and Gina Riley's original, but it's far from "the worst remake ever". It's not great, but it shows potential.

    What is weird is seeing a new set of actors do an almost line-by-line recitation of the Australian script. It's a bit like being at a really lame party where a troupe of half-drunk dorks decide it'd be hilarious to butcher a Monty Python routine: it's different from what you're used to, and not nearly as good.

    The key to the original Kath & Kim's success is that it's a simultaneously savage and loving send-up of suburbia. So far the remake is neither savage nor loving, lending it a strange, watered-down quality.

    In place of Turner and Riley, the American version has Molly Shannon as Kath and Selma Blair as Kim.

    Shannon is a Saturday Night Live alumnus and gifted comedienne who shows promise that she'll nail Kath's mannerisms while making the character her own. Blair isn't as strong, but she sure knows how to play a whiny brat.

    (But she's still not fat enough! When Riley's Kim sticks out her muffin top and declares she's a hornbag, it's funny. When Blair's Kim displays her much leaner torso and declares she's hot... well, she kinda is.)

    The mother-daughter duo are supported by John Michael Higgins as Kath's beau Phil and Mikey Day as Kim's beleaguered hubby Craig (sadly there's no equivalent to Magda Szubanski's hilariously tragic Sharon Strzelecki, which really hurts the show). The ensemble will work a lot better together once they stop hamming up every line and let the jokes speak for themselves.

    Ratings were strong for the US premiere, suggesting we may be seeing a lot more of the foxy ladies of Florida.

    What did you think of the American Kath & Kim? Have your say in the comments.

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    Are these still Australia's naughtiest videos? , It's one of the most notorious moments in Australian television history: in 1992, comedian Doug Mulray hosted a special that aired on the Nine Network titled Australia's Naughtiest Home Video Show. As you might have guessed from the title, it was an hour and a half of, well, naughty videos.

    But it's what happened next that's so juicy: Nine's then-overlord Kerry Packer saw what was playing on his network, phoned in, and demanded they "get this shit off the air". Naughtiest Home Videos was immediately pulled and replaced by Cheers reruns... irritating the hundreds of viewers getting a kick out of the cheeky clips (where else could you see such a thing in those pre-YouTube days?).

    Clearly standards have changed in the intervening 16 years: Nine is rebroadcasting Naughtiest Home Videos in full, on Thursday, August 28, at 8.30pm.

    But the big question is, are the videos as naughty now as were then? Check out these two clips and judge for yourself: a nanna who won't take any cheek from a half-naked stripper; and a gorilla who snacks on something really gross.

    Do you think Australia's Naughtiest Home Video Show seems all that naughty by today's standards... or have you seen worse on YouTube?

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    Desperate Housewives' desperate Photoshopping ,

    Publicity pictures for the upcoming fifth season of Desperate Housewives - slated to return to US screens next month - have surfaced, and they're a little heavy on the Photoshopping.

    And when I say "a little heavy" I actually mean "every wrinkle, sag and lump has been brutally airbrushed into submission".

    While the pics aren't quite as scary as the ones used to promote season four, there's obviously something in the water at Wisteria Lane that's keeping the glamorous housewives looking so young (it's probably botox).

    Check out these official pics of Marcia Cross and Felicity Huffman: they're respectively 46 and 45, yet I've seen newborn babies with more wrinkles:

    I suspect that the Desperate Housewives cast would look great even without all the Photoshopping - is ageing really such a bad thing?

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    Kath & Kim: foxy, foxier, foxiest! , We all know that Australia's Kath and Kim (played by Jane Turner and Gina Riley) are foxy ladies, but by the looks of it they're going to be outfoxed by their US counterparts (Molly Shannon and Selma Blair):

    Yowza! I don't think our K&K ever wore anything this revealing. I kind of can't wait until Kath & Kim makes its US debut in early October, so I can find out why they're in their nighties!

    What do you think - have the original foxy ladies been outfoxed?

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    Zac Efron lookalike stars in Pre-School Musical , You would not expect one of the sharpest, funniest parodies on TV to come out of a kids' show, but Sesame Street's rip-off of High School Musical - titled Pre-School Musical, of course - is spot on:

    Pre-School Musical - which will air during Sesame Street's upcoming 39th season - not only has catchy tunes, but an important lesson about taking turns, and dress-ups. What's not to love?

    Pre-School Musical's "Trey" is a dead ringer for High School Musical's Troy... except Zac Efron's skin maybe isn't quite so green.

    The next season of Sesame Street continues the show's long-standing tradition of inviting in celebrity guests. Click here to remember some of the all-time greats.

    How does Pre-School Musical compare to the real thing?

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    First look: the new 90210 ,

    First of all, let me say this: I predict that the new 90210 will be complete rubbish.

    However, I also predict it will be completely awesome.

    On the one hand, 90210 is both a lazy rehash of the definitive teen drama and a cash-in on the cult success of Gossip Girl. On the other hand, it's 90210. How can it possibly be anything but trashy, cheesy, soapy goodness?

    US network The CW has just unveiled ultra-glam shots of the 90210 cast ahead of the drama's world premiere on September 2 - including a sexy billboard revealing 90210's actors reclining in an appropriately shaped pool (pictured above).

    You will not be surprised to learn that the young stars are all unnaturally good-looking... or that the "parents" all look about 10 years older than their so-called children. Take a sneek peak at the cast and characters in our first look at the new 90210.

    Want even more 90210? EW.com has the inside scoop on the first episode, or you can read up on where the cast of the original 90210 are now at CelebrityFIX (clue: some of them are starring in the new series).

    I have to say: I am pretty psyched for this show... and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

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