Is being described as a "walking boner" a fitting description for Lara Bingle's ex? That's rugby hunk Danny Cipriani's dubious new title from a US model he reportedly bedded then abandoned — just like Lara.
Uh, is it okay to talk about the most important figure in daytime TV from the perspective of her gigantic breasts? The Butler co-star Terrence Howard thinks so. His sex scene with Oprah was a "wonderful" experience.
Sachi Parker, daughter of Hollywood golden-oldie Shirley Maclaine, released her memoirs, detailing her bizarre deflowering experience.
The downward spiral is surely nearing completion for Linsday Lohan. The faded star is clinging to the last flickering flames of her former glory, going on tour with pop group The Wanted, getting touchy-feely with Max George and stealing a box of Pop Tarts out their dressing room.
