Lindsay Lohan’s Dad loves nothing more than opening his big mouth and bitching to the media about his daughter. Actually, he’s done enough embarrassing stuff to get a slideshow solely dedicated to himself.

First there was 2005, when Michael was charged with attempted assault and while waiting to be sentenced, got caught driving under the influence.

After serving two-and-a-half years in jail, Michael decided to become a priest, despite an ongoing troubled relationship with drugs and alcohol.