Sarah Jessica Parker's hand is scaring the crap out of us. Did it die? Is the rest of her still alive?
Perez Hilton is to celebrity gossip what Walter Cronkite once was to actual news, so when he says Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are definitely "hooking up", Twihards should sit up and listen.
Check out our Morning After gallery to see how the stars look in the harsh light of day after a glamorous night out on the red carpet...
We always assumed Jude Law was a bit of a man about town so it's no big surprise he doesn't have a crystal clear recollection of how, why and when he impregnated 24-year-old wannabe model Samantha Burke.
Michael Jackson's personal doctor Conrad Murray will be charged with manslaughter within the next two weeks, according to a report by Fox News.
As leader of the free world, Britney Spears would provide free pie for all American citizens and build a nightclub on the moon. Sounds good to us, maybe we'll enter that green card lottery after all.
"Whoa!!! I wish Kevin would grow some that big and look after the damn kids. I got bars to be at." Welshy, Perth
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