Or rather, yummy mummy Victoria Beckham, does.
Victoria and her new bub were strolling through LAX airport yesterday when Harper was snapped wearing a pair of Chloe designer stockings bearing the brand name on each ankle.
Very cute, and we do get the whole designer thing, but seriously, this is a new, tiny, messy child! And the tights cost close to $50!
We wonder if Victoria even knows she could buy multiple outfits in a department store for that price.
Silly though. Of course she doesn’t.
We hope Harper doesn't soil her new designer tights. Mind you, she probably has a few more pairs where they came from!