Her daughter Georgia's 13th birthday wishlist includes Kate Moss perfume, an iPhone and breast implants.
Sounds shocking, huh? But get a load of the mother - Alicia has admitted to having over 50 cosmetic procedures during the years, and is as famous for her plastic appearance as she is for her penchant for bedding celebs (she boasts Simply Red's Mick Hucknall and P.Diddy among her conquests).
Alicia and Georgia spoke to UK mag Closer about their shared love of fake boobs. 28-year-old Alicia revealed she is planning her 13th breast augmentation surgery, and Georgia talked about her aspirations to become a lingerie model when she gets older (something mum is OK with as well).
Alicia was a bit taken aback by her daughter's wish to enhance her still-growing body. "I was surprised because I didn't know she was worried about her flat chest," she told Closer. "She's such a quiet girl, she doesn't say a lot."
But Georgia responded with: "I think my mum looks good. Because of her, I think it's normal to have surgery if something's not quite right."
You'll be relieved to hear she's making Georgia wait until she's 16 before going under the knife, though.
She told the mag: "I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she's managed well.
"That's why I'm happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career.
"She's been at a modelling agency since she was about six. She'll be more famous than Britney!"
A name change! Yep, little Georgia has already had her name changed to 'Destiny' by her mother, in the hope it will help her in her quest for fame.
Alicia says: "I wanted to call her Destiny when she was born, but my mum said it sounded like a lap dancer's name.
"But she never much liked Georgia, so we decided to change it."