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Ethan calls Uma a "fat beast"

, Prev Next What do you do when you have unresolved feelings of resentment towards your ex-wife? You write a song about her, calling her fat, of course.

It seems Ethan Hawke still isn’t over his 2004 divorce from Uma Thurman. The actor-turned musician has composed a catchy song about his ex-wife, calling her a “fat beast”.

Ethan was a recent guest performer at The 24 Hour Plays — a series of six plays prepared in just 24 hours and staged in New York.

Taking to the stage with a guitar in hand, he told the audience, “Someone I know wrote this song while shooting a movie in Paris during his divorce.”

Hmm, cryptic. Wonder if that means he wrote the song.

The multi-talented actor then went on to sing a ditty about how he never wanted to see New York, his lawyers or his wife again. “My wife hates me,” he crooned, before breaking into the chorus, “My wife is a big fat beast.” He also revealed — through song — that she would call him "a prick", and that he longed to see his children.


Ethan expresses hatred through song. (Images: Getty)

When the performance was over, Ethan told the shocked audience, “Yeah, I was very upset at the time.”

Sounds like he still is.

User comments
I would like know why Ethan sang this song. But I think that we are worried for nothing because they are living their lives very well. Another day I saw a photo of Uma coming in his house. So...
And I am only talking about the horrible men that don't have respect for women and do this, treat their women this way as well having no idea how to treat them.And if you read what i said properly, I said MOST men- not all.
So unless you know any men who are abusive or you have been in bad situations or had bad experiences yourself, you can't even begin to understand but i guess thats why you seem to have the wrong idea about MOST men. Anyway i'm not even going to respond to anymore of YOUR posts or anyone else's because you don't even know me and i know the truth, so your wasting your breath.
If someone's not calling you after they've just met you I would suggest they are trying to avoid you. But if you want better relations with men in general here's a couple of suggestions - stop thinking that men's lives are designed to revolve around you. They don't have to call you if they don't want to. And there are reasons for men doing bad things - they're much the same as the reasons for women doing them. Honestly, when i read posts like yours it becomes all the more clear why there's been a chauvinist backlash against feminists.
Terriberry is right on all counts. I am just a man who does the wrong thing for no reason all the time. How have I managed to survive 7 years of marriage with 2 kids without leaving my wife in the lurch and make a run for it. Considering the fact that I am the one that looks after the kids all day while my wife works, I cant help but feel guilty about it. Can you ever forgive me Terryberry?
i think she thinks shes fat caus shes fairly ano..so he playe dhis cards write.. peopl who have an eating disorder are bothered when called fat. so goodstuff ethan
Wow seems like no woman would ever be good enough for you if you think Uma is fat LOL maybe you should try planet Mars or just give up!!!!!NOW
You don't know me from a bar of soap so for you to say i'm saying this because of my experiences is pretty heartless.I'm glad i've chosen to stay single and if i have anything to do with it, staying that way the rest of my life.I already know that i'm a better person not being around males at all and unlike some people i'm in charge of my own life. I have no one telling me what to do, what i should wear, how to live my life etc because i am CHOOSING to not put up with that ***. No woman should have to put up with and deal that *** from any man. I'm happy to admit that i'm selfish to the point of knowing that single is what i want for good and i'm a happier, better person for it. You may not agree with me and thats your opinion. Its a shame that it always takes something bad to happen to wake people like you up, but i guess at some point when you have had a bad experience then you might see that what i said is true. All i can say is,least i know what i want.
This is to "james" in sydney about you calling us all losers, i hope you realise that since YOU also responded to this article makes you a loser too and an even bigger one for not realising it! you know what they say, takes one to know one!
Gees fancy composing a song about an ex-wife. That is bad, and not only singing it calling someone fat. How dumb, you need grow up and smell the coffee. You are supposed to be a mature man, I really think you need to change the lyrics of the song and get over your ex-wife. She is a beautiful, talented lady.

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