The 16-year-old pop prince and his 29-year-old crush were snapped cavorting in the beach, fully-clothed, in The Bahamas recently, while a group of locals ogled them from the shore.
While we wish they were the new Ashton and Demi (even though it would probably be illegal), the pair were, of course, just getting wet for TV cameras.
But they were both staying at the same hotel... true love waits, Kim!