Their neighbours are bitching after the pair decided to erect a 10 foot metal security fence around their home in North London. Not because the fence is ugly, but because, well, no-one gives a crap about Gwyneth and her posh house.
"It's rather over-the-top. Who cares who [Chris Martin] is? You can't get round the side of the houses and into the gardens anyway," a neighbour blabbed to the UK Daily Telegraph.
"Other houses in the street are as much at risk of opportunist burglaries as his is. We don't ask for huge fences between our homes."
But c'mon, don't you think the Martins would have some pretty posh things to steal?