"In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden," Nicole's website announced. "He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow [their 19-month-old daughter] and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes."
Sparrow is a cute name for a little kid, but what if the poor guy turns out to be a 300lb wrestler or a blokey construction worker? Surely having Nicole Richie for a mum is enough of a challenge in life?