Don't laugh - Russ has managed to bag a long, long string of glamorous ladies in the past, including Aussie actress Teresa Palmer.
Something must be working for him - it sure can't be that hair.
"In spite of appearances, I'm a heterosexual male," Russell told David Letterman.
"Because I'm so well dressed, people think, 'He must be gay. Look at his haircut, he must be gay. Look how sensitive and vulnerable he is, he must be gay.'
"That means women feel safe around me. They trust me. Then bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Another generation. We continue."
What a charmer!