But Madge's brother Christopher Ciccone, still riding out his 15 minutes of fame thanks to the publication of his tell-all Madge-slamming book Life With My Sister Madonna, had an awesome time telling Heat magazine how his famous sis is a klutz in the kitchen.
"Unless she's taken cooking classes recently, the only thing she can make is Rice Krispie cakes," he said, referring to the European version of Rice Bubbles cereal. "That's the only thing she knows how to cook!"
Madonna hasn't been talking to her dob-tastic brother since he published his notorious book, which claims, among many other things, that Guy Ritchie is a tosser.
So it wasn't without a touch of smug-ness that Christopher said he wasn't surprised that Madge and Guy's marriage was rumoured to be on the rocks.
"Could you be married to someone who's like Margaret Thatcher?" he quipped. Meow!