Appearing on the cover of the UK's Loaded magazine magazine with the headline "Drool Britannia", the burlesque artiste wears lacy lingerie and suspenders, revealing myriad colourful tattoos on her arms, legs and neck. And then there's the case of the bare bottom the pictures say it all. Heavens above, what would the Queen Mother think?
"I think Prince Charles has done a lot of good for people. It's his prerogative who he dates," Katrina told Loaded.
"Some men are like that. You can't polish a turd."
When asked about Prince Harry, she said she wouldn't want to see his "tackle".
However, Katrina was quick to defend cousin Kate's privacy, referring to Kate's leaked topless holiday photos published in a French tabloid.
"She was on private land and comfortable being in her own skin," Katrina told Loaded.
"I don't think she should be scrutinised for being comfortable in her own skin."
Katrina added that she feels "very comfortable" without clothes, even performing topless in front of her family at 18 years old.
Wonder if Katrina will be asked to babysit her cousin's bub? Considering Katrina and Kate have never met, it may be an awkward job interview.
On that note, here's Katrina's 'God Save The Queen' striptease:
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