Creepy Robert Pattinson waxwork set to tour the world

I queued for hours to see R-Pattz and all I got was this lousy wax work!

If Robert Pattinson had a shady older brother with a drinking problem, this wax figure would be it.

Fans of the Twilight hottie swamped Madame Tussauds in the city of Blackpool yesterday to get their photo taken with the institution's latest famous wax figure but were met with a creepy, botoxed looking version of the real thing.

A misshapen face, too-dark hair and weird skin tone were some of the reasons why fans were left disappointed with the fake R-Pattz, who hardly resembles the 26-year-old actor, recently voted sexiest man on earth by Glamour Magazine.

A sweaty, creepy mess: R-Pattz in wax

The life-size wax figure, which cost an astounding $230,000 to create, will embark on a global tour next month, appearing at Madame Tussauds museums around the world.

Yep, lock up your daughters, dodgy R-Pattz is headed down under.

Gulp.