Huffington Post alerted us to Facechairs.com, a website that sells, for want of a better term, "face chairs" of the A-list celebrities everyone just wants to sit on.
For a bargain of $950, you can perch your derriere delicately on Ryan Gosling, Lady Gaga, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Katie Holmes, George Clooney, Jennifer Lopez, Ryan Reynolds and Sofia Vergara.
There's even one of US President Barack Obama perhaps a present for Clint Eastwood so he's not stuck talking to an Obama-less chair again. O-bummer!
Should you feel the need to have your outfit scrutinised every time you sit down, Vogue editor Anna Wintour is also available. "Does my bum look big ... on your face, Anna?"
The best part? They take custom orders. We'll take five chairs of each One Direction boy, thank you very much.
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