The former 90210 star, who's ready to pop with her fourth child, has published an admirably honest blog entry about the joys and challenges of having a little human being squelching around inside you … making your "belly ripple" and your pelvic bones audibly "crunch"…
Ohh.
Then there's the many happy years of hearing your child shout, "Mum, I pooped!" before presenting their naked butt to be lovingly wiped.
After reading Tori's ode to motherhood, a blogger on Celebitchy declared, "Tori Spelling is the best birth control I will ever need."
But plenty more commenters have jumped to her defence and praised the celeb mum's candidness.
Here's an excerpt from Tori's blog, if you can stomach it…
As my fourth pregnancy is nearing the end I have bittersweet feelings. I can't wait to meet and hold my little man or lady, and definitely I won't miss having to pee four times a night or hearing my now pliable pelvic bones move and crunch when I try to pull myself out of bed in the morning. But, there's so much I will miss. I'm guessing this will be my final pregnancy and that brings tears to my eyes. I love being pregnant. It's such a special time in a woman's life. I love looking at my enormous baby belly and knowing that I am doing the most important job of my life… Making life. I'm a human incubator and it is such an honour. I also love feeling my baby kick and play and move inside of me. After doing this 3 times before it still amazes me. I pull up my top every time I feel movement and gaze in awe as my belly ripples back and forth, and I can see what appears to be small rolling mountains of little hands and feet travel across my stomach. I live for my children. I beyond enjoy every single moment with them. I even love when Stella says, "Mom I pooped", and I walk into the bathroom to find her off the toilet, grasping her ankles with her naked butt in the air, awaiting a wipe.
I'm guessing this will be my final pregnancy and that brings tears to my eyes. I love being pregnant. It's such a special time in a woman's life. I love looking at my enormous baby belly and knowing that I am doing the most important job of my life… Making life. I'm a human incubator and it is such an honour. I also love feeling my baby kick and play and move inside of me. After doing this 3 times before it still amazes me. I pull up my top every time I feel movement and gaze in awe as my belly ripples back and forth, and I can see what appears to be small rolling mountains of little hands and feet travel across my stomach.
I live for my children. I beyond enjoy every single moment with them. I even love when Stella says, "Mom I pooped", and I walk into the bathroom to find her off the toilet, grasping her ankles with her naked butt in the air, awaiting a wipe.
