The 17-year-old was left red-faced at a show at London hotspot Chinawhite on Thursday night after Tom banned alcohol from his DJ booth and then proceeded to chat to a couple of Playboy bunnies.
Carla and Melissa Howe, who have appeared in video clips for 50 Cent and Snoop Dogg were smitten with the actor's good looks but a little inconvenienced by his, erm, vertically challenged stature.
"We're good friends with Connor from LA but we didn't expect his dad to turn up — especially so soon after his divorce," Carla told the UK paper.
"He was having a great time and is still very good looking."
"The only problem was he is quite small and we were both wearing heels, so we had to bend over to talk to him."
But Melissa had no problem with Tom's height (small equals cute, right?) saying, "He was a really nice guy and doesn't look anywhere near 50 — though no one does in LA."
"He looked very sexy in his jacket."
Now that's what a newly-single man wants to hear from a Playboy bunny half his age.
Tom's divorce from Katie Holmes was finalised last week so he's free to roam amongst the ladies. Or hit up the next "Scientology for singles" social, which could be more his thing.
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