Jackie Stallone's collagen-injected lips were redder than the carpet itself, even distracting from the fact that the 90-year-old was wearing a skin-tight black mini skirt and cleavage-y shirt.
Add to that bright green eye shadow, heavy eyeliner, painted-on brows and wowser — no wonder the paparazzi went beserk.
Perhaps Sly's mum has never heard of the phrase "growing old gracefully"?
Still, we've got to admit Jackie does look darn impressive for 90! Bring on 100.