But she'll have to get in line — after all, One Direction's most popular heartthrob can't walk a metre in public without a crowd of lustful women in tow.
The 18-year-old's last two conquests, radio host Lucy Horobin and TV wannabe Caroline Flack, have both been 32 years old, which just so happens to be Pink's current age.
"Apparently he 'loves' a cougar — who turns out to be a woman aged 32," Pink told the UK Sun.
"I just about qualify. I mean, I still feel a bit like a 17-year-old boy myself. I don't know if I'll ever feel any different," she said.
Unfortunately Pink has never actually met her would-be toyboy, and she's got a kid with husband Carey Hart, so for now the singer's fantasy will have to remain just that.