Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are making it official.

Fox's hit show—which, despite showing signs of deflation, still exhibits juggernaut behavior—attracted nearly 24.3 million viewers Wednesday, a 1.4 million-strong bump from last week and its largest audience since April 2, when Michael Johns and Carly Smithson were still singing for their supper and little Ramiele Malubay got the boot.

DMX is maintaining his innocence. He could stand to wind his watch, though.

Honestly, wouldn't you rather share with the class? He was briefly engaged to Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks and also boasts previous affairs with Kim Kardashian and Christina Milian. Onward with more of your Burning Questions, eh?

Did Felicity Huffman really hit 11-year-old Rachel Fox while shooting last Sunday's episode of Desperate Housewives—and will the slap come back to haunt her during the upcoming two-hour season finale?

While an expecting Angelina's been busy doing interviews, photocalls and junkets in Cannes, Brad's been on daddy duty.

No, Syesha Mercado wasn't exactly ecstatic about Happy Feet.

Don't you think those pictures of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are fairly telling? She's hanging all over him, and he looks bored. Why why why does Jen do this to herself? —Angela, Knoxville

Fox speaks geek.

Her debut album may be called Back to Black, but at this rate, Amy Winehouse seems destined to simply fade to black.

A picture may be worth a thousand words, but in Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant's case, it's also worth about a hundred times that in cold hard cash.

Madonna's on-again, off-again relationship with the Malawi legal system is, for the time being, off-again.

Thanks to a fierce runway presence and some ultra-pretty pictures, the busty and beautiful Whitney Thompson was named America's Next Top Model, becoming the first plus-size (or full-figured) poser to make the top-rated CW series' final three, let alone win the whole darn thing.

We're going to have a real humdinger next week.

The Britney-giving-birth-on-a-bearskin-rug guy has done it again.

Dennis Quaid was a man on a mission today.

The breakup buzz keeps getting louder for Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. But her camp is shooting down the split rumors.

Janet Jackson was at last night's opening of Alexander McQueen's new store in Los Angeles. So were Balthazar Getty, Eve, Anthony Kiedis, Ioan Gruffudd and Sex and the City hunk Jason Lewis.

English pop sensation (and occasional train wreck) Lily Allen was determined to get a nice, even tan while soaking up the rays at the famed Eden Roc in Cap d'Antibes, France, on Wednesday.

Just when it seemed like Denise Richards' divorce from Charlie Sheen couldn't get any more contentious...enter Ryan Seacrest.

Keeping up with the Kardashians may be a pricey proposition, but not, the famous siblings want to make clear, that pricey.

The fall will not rise for Moonlight.

Cannes is ready for its close-up. The 61st International Film Festival kicks off today and the celebs are pouring in to the French town for all the film-biz fabulousness—including jury member Natalie Portman, who looks like a kid arriving at camp. (The 26-year-old could make a killing endorsing antiaging products, um, if she wasn't so successful at this acting thing.)

For something meant to be a comedy, Mike Myers' latest big-screen offering is certainly stirring up a lot of drama.