What if you could buy a magical phone that had God's number already programmed on speed dial? Well, you can't, but how about instead of God, you could get the next best thing: personal digits of Kim Kardashian, Diddy, Ashley Olsen and Paris Hilton?
According to someone offering a BlackBerry on eBay, a mere $2,000 can make it happen.
"It's just for sale from one pissed off celebrity who dosent want his name reviled," (or maybe revealed, though both could work) reads the ad, which also claims Jessica Simpson, Salma Hayek and Nick Cannon's numbers are in the phone.
If it's actually true, and you're willing to spend two grand to find out, just imagine the fun of sitting down at 4 a.m. with a 12-pack of Jessica's fully endorsed Stampede Light Plus, ringing her up and having a nice long chat about, OMG, whatever!
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