• It doesn't matter how long Balthazar Getty and wife Rosetta "have been living separate lives," of course it's "humiliating" for any estranged wife to see Sienna Miller prance around topless in a stupid sailor hat with her husband. So not cool, you two.
• Ever wondered what Scarlett Johansson looks like as a normal person? The answer is here. And yes, she's still just as pretty.
• Hey, dude accusing Kanye of using a ghost blogger, stop it. The Kan's got pictures of himself blogging on that MacBook Air he almost broke during the rant that will live in caps lock infamy.
• The Simpson-Wentz baby is rumored to be a girl, and Pete has taken up sewing baby clothes for her. Yeah, for real.
• Maxim attempts to make up for naming SJP "Unsexiest Woman Alive" by awarding her this month's "Unexpected Crush." Nice try, guys.
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