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You'd think Sharon would be used to crazy antics in general, seeing as she married a guy famous for biting the head off a bat, but it appears age may have dampened the mum of two's bad-ass taste.
"I lie back and think of The Queen," the 59-year-old told UK tabloid, The Sun.
Each to their own, but such an outburst begs the question: What could possibly be so titillating about imagining an 85-year-old monarch in bed? Is it the colour-coordinated suit-hat combo? Or that extra kinky wave Queen Elizabeth II has so wonderfully perfected?
And there's more, too. Sharon felt compelled to reveal that she and Ozzy enjoy each other's bodies while watching late-night TV.
"We have sex at a particular time. Ozzy loves David Letterman. We lie in bed and watch it and he says, "Oh we've got time before Letterman's monologue"."
And we never watched Letterman again...