Watch: Octomom calls her kids 'eight pieces of poop'

God knows where Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, finds the time to record a weekly TV show, but somehow the mum of 14 (yes, she had six kids already before the octuplets came along) is now the star of her own live Vlog called OctomomTV.

Crouching in a bedroom with the sound of children shrieking in the background, Octomom fills this week's 20 minute episode with a lengthy rant to the camera about her 'haters', and then goes on to call her kids 'eight pieces of poop' …But in the nicest possible way!

"Is this easy? God no, it's not easy at all!" she says. "I'm not going to be trying to don any façade and say 'Oh yeah, life is a piece of cake.' It's not. It's a piece of poop…eight pieces of poop, all day long. But the rewards outweigh anything negative."

It sounds harsh, but we guess a woman in her position could have said something a lot harsher. After all, life with young kids is pretty darn poop-filled!