Yesterday, Chris Martin was in the crap for hanging up on a radio interview after being asked too many questions about the lovely, cookbook-writing, Gwyneth, and today he's making jokes about their relationship being a farce.
In an upcoming episode of the Ellen Degeneres show, the Coldplay singer says his wife has been a 'great beard' for 10 years.
Check it out:
Ellen: You don’t talk about Gwyneth a lot?
Ellen: But you have a great relationship and two precious kids. And we love Gwyneth. She’s been here many times.
Chris: She’s been a great beard for me now, for 10 years.
Ellen: Is that right? It’s not really a real relationship? She just pretends that she’s your wife.
Chris: Yeah, it’s hard to believe. (Laughing)
Hmm, not that hard. Especially when you hate talking about her and avoid any and every opportunity to do so, Chris!
The 34-year-old also admitted that Gwyneth is his first long-term relationship, saying the longest he's ever been with someone is with his band mate, Johnny Buckland.
Connect the dots, anyone?