You'd think after seven years Brad Pitt would shut up about his broken marriage to Jennifer Aniston.
But no, he just can't help pulling it out of the bag.
The 47-year-old has spoken to Parade Magazine (for what seems like three hours, given the size of the story), saying that his relationship with Jen pretty much made his whole life crap.
"I spent the '90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn't living an interesting life myself.
And then…you suck, Jen, you suck…
"I think that my marriage [to Jennifer Aniston] had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn't."
Ouch.
What makes it even more harsh is that Brad then goes on a gushy rave about how amazing Angelina is, and how incredible they are together.
"[Now] I put much more emphasis on being a satisfied man. I'm satisfied with making true choices and finding the woman I love, Angie, and building a family that I love so much.
"One of the greatest, smartest things I ever did was give my kids Angie as their mom. She is such a great mom. Oh man, I'm so happy to have her."
So, let's get this straight. Jen made you feel like a total loser and Ange makes you say corny stuff like 'oh man'?
Awesome.
