A couple of weeks ago we published a shot of Brad Pitt holding a kid who we assumed was his son Knox (above). It turns out the kid in the pic is actually his daughter Shiloh fresh from a trip to the hairdresser.
So the three-year-old got a haircut, and now the tabloids are flipping out with speculation about her sexuality.
Brad and Ange have come under fire recently for dressing their daughter "like a boy" and calling her "John" (at her insistence because she's a fan of Peter Pan).
Now Shiloh's new cropped cut has sent the tabs into overdrive, with one US publication braying on its cover, "Why is Angelina turning Shiloh into a boy?"
The mag's editor drags in a bunch of "experts" to explain how a short haircut is screwing Shiloh up for life...
"Shiloh is pushing the boundaries of a tomboy look and crossing over to cross-dresser territory," says Alana Kelen, senior fashion stylist at VH1.
"I get that times are tough but does Angie really need to have Shiloh sharing clothes with her brothers? Hopefully we won’t be seeing Maddox in one of Shiloh’s dresses any time soon,” says Gili Rashal-Niv, celebrity stylist.
"They need help, they need guidance of what that looks like. It’s important to teach our children that gender distinction is very healthy," says Glenn Stanton, director of Family Formation Studies at the conservative organisation 'Focus on the Family' (no surprises there).
Come on people, she's three years old!