Donatella Versace does not believe in natural

How is someone as awesome as Donatella Versace even real? Not only is the fashion designer a living croc-skin handbag - she pumps out the best quotes in the best broken English ever. Oh, and there's the fact she has heaps of plastic surgery and loves it.

"I don't even know what my natural [hair] colour is," she told Love magazine.

"Natural? What is natural? What is that? I do not believe in totally natural for women. For me, natural has something to do with vegetables."

Check out pics of Donatella's timeless beauty through the ages in our gallery below - you'll die when you see what she looked like before all the surgery! Hint: She was still leathery!