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Madonna and Jesus to marry, Kabbalah-style!

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Never mind their ultra-Catholic monikers - Madonna and toyboy lover Jesus Luz are reportedly planning on sealing the deal Kabbalah style!

The Mirror report the pair are planning a Kabbalah commitment ceremony in New York, with Jesus ditching his Catholic faith in favour of his sugar mama's religion of choice.

He's been snapped going to Kabbalah classes since the start of the year, and has been a massive support to Madge lately - she's said to be shattered after her failed bid to adopt three-year-old Malawi tot Mercy James.

The pair were rumoured to have split during Madge's adoption attempt, but apparently they were just chilling out on the relationship side of things while Madonna concentrated on trying to adopt the little girl.

“They are totally besotted with each other and he’s really helped Madonna through this tough time," a source told The Mirror of Jesus and Madonna's lurve.

"It wasn’t that the relationship went off the boil, it was more a matter of Madonna wanting to concentrate on her adoption bid of Mercy and they wanted to keep a low profile while that became the main focus.”

“Madonna was devastated when the adoption was rejected the first time but now she wants to lavish some attention on Jesus and she’s keen to make sure they have a solid relationship for all the children’s sakes.”

Madonna's kids Lourdes, 12, Rocco, eight, and David, three, are apparently fond of their mum's new friend.

“Lourdes teases him by calling him The Babysitter, because he is so young," said the source. "She likes him, but loves to wind him up.”

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Madonna you has been, stop trying to relive your youth. Now I'm sure Jesus Luz isn't marrying you for your looks, I don’t thinks its because of your obsessive personality!! wait I've got it you've bought yourself a husband with money and fame.
You GO GIRL !! Best of luck to her if she can nab a young, fresh , goodlooking guy like Jesus. To all of her critics, jealousy is a curse hahahaha....
Who cares how old they are if they are happy who gives a ***. I wish them all the best no mather what they do.I do hope Madonna gets Mercy .Funny the so called dad wasen't interested in his child untill Madonna wanted her.Pity there is so may haters out there maybe they are all unhappy with there own lives and easy to bag a person who is doing so much good for so many people.
Interesting that they wouldn't let her adopt as she was single and wasn't living in the country, all of a sudden getting married and buying a house there too, surprise surprise!
Let me guess, she couldn't adopt a daughter, so she is "adopting" a son instead? Too funny, oh dear...
Awwwww Jesus. Aren't we having a a bit of incest here with Jesus marrying his Mum (The Madonna) I think Christian people all over the world will be shocked and pretty well horrified at what may happen. Blessings on you all my children but stop this idea at once !!!!
Is she really worth this much air time.Please Madge,get a real life. As for him,??? He could end up doing a "Woody Allen" with one of her Daughter's, that would really add insult to injury.
MADONNA & JESUS TO WED. 1. Madonna means the Virgin Mary 2. Jesus Christ the son of Mary 3. Jesus is young enough to be Madonna's son! 4. they ditch Catholicism for Kabbalah... 5. how can the young man be attracted to a hag? 6. WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?
Make sure you get a prenup Madge!
Mate, hasn't she checked in the mirror lately? She's too old for the bloke who what? is nearly young enough for the bloke to be her son let alone her lover. Doesn't she see what the hell she's doing? It's a very bad example to her kids. And the reason why she doesn't want her kids to read the magazine, watch TV and read the newspaper because she's afraid that she's setting a bad example. Madonna build a bridge a get over it. You're to old to have a lover that's younger for to so go with someone that is somewhere near your age rather than going to the twenties cause your so desperate to look young again so you use too much BOTOX and PLASTIC SURGERY to make you look young again. Well sorry you're just that young as you used to be! You're still trying to look so young but FACT! you're 50 and turning 51 soon so stop going under the knife and using Botox to make you look like you're twenty years old.

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