"I love to bite her legs, or shoulders. It's how a baby should be," David told Elle Magazine UK.
"She's so beautiful."
As long as you don't describe a steak the same way, we won't hold it against you David.
The soccer star said he finds that having a daughter is a very different experience. David already has three sons with his wife, former Spice Girl and fashion designer Victoria Beckham.
"When they [boys] are kids, you can roll them around and they fall to the sides and they pick themselves up and they're fine," he said.
"Whereas Harper, now, she hits herself and she cries … I still think 'Oh God, I can't believe this, I've got a girl'."
David’s fatherly love is adorable. Maybe a bit overly cautious but still adorable.
Let’s hope this biting thing isn’t a sign of the Zombie apocalypse!