Krista has been Courtney's business manager since her marriage to 51-year-old Doug Hutchison at the ripe old age of 16, which Krista consented to.
Although Krista looks like she's influenced Courtney with her "style" and "sexuality", apparently its completely the other way around.
"I don't lack in my sexual desires but she's [Courtney's] teaching me to be more free with that," said Krista.
"I'm learning from her."
Ew. Most mothers get flowers from their daughter, not sex counselling.
Courtney has also jumped to her mother's defence on accusations of Krista "pimping" Courtney out for fame.
"Regardless of what anybody wants to say about her, she's the best mom in the world," said Courtney.
"I don't care, regardless of whatever they're saying, they don't know her and she's a wonderful mum and she's raised a good girl."
Sure Courtney, if you insist.
For all of Courtney's antics, her inappropriate Twitter posts and aversion to clothing that covers her adequately, does Krista feel any motherly concern or embarrassment?
"No, because she makes it so fun. There's people who can take sex and make it dirty," says the proud mum.
"Courtney makes it fun ... she is one of the most good girls you can find."
We must not have been searching in the right places then Krista.
"No, my puppies are my babies," she said. “And we have beautiful puppies to infatuate with love."
Although her use of the word "infatuate" is hilarious, there's no question that Courtney believes she'd be an ideal parent.
"I'd be a great mum if I had a child because I had a wonderful mother growing up - I still do," she said.
And she did a "fantastic" job at raising you, Courtney!